Tiny Talk Tuesday- August 9, 2011

I was singing a song the other day- kind of in a goofy way- and Lion Cub shouted out, "Fwoot Cake!"  (Translation- Fruit Cake!)  He has a habit of calling names (most of which are nonsensical, thank goodness) but this one just cracked me up!!

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Lion Cub: Knock Knock
Me: Who's There?
Lion Cub: "Lion Cub"
Me: "Lion Cub" Who?
Lion Cub: "Lion Cub" Bak Kook! (this is the main nonsensical name that he calls people all the time.  He uses it in anger and affection- its very odd!)

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In our house we generally refer to "manly parts" as chickens (don't ask me why!).  Well the other day I nearly died laughing when Rhythm (5) apparently hurt his manly business and yelled out, "Oh my tenders!  Ya know, cause that's my chicken and these are my tenders!"

Tiny Talk Tuesday- December 14, 2010

 

Rhythm- "Well mom, just for the record...."  (his new saying!  so funny!)

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Lion Cub- "Oh boo boo!"  (translation- Oh Peekaboo!)

And there have been so many more lately- I just can't remember them, dagnabit!  If I remember, I'll post!

To find more funny kid sayings visit Not Before 7!

Tiny Talk Tuesday- October 5, 2010

 

Rhythm- "Who let the dogs out?!  Who?  Who?  Who?  Who?  Who?  Oh man!  I still have that song stuck to my head!!"

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Lion Cub- "All Done!  All Done!  All Done!"  (all the time!!)

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Tiny Talk Tuesday- September 14, 2010

 


Rhythm: God is tickling my heart mom!  Now He is tickling you!  Do you know why He tickles you?  Because He loves you!  Do you love God?
Mama: I do!
Rhythm: I love Jesus!

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Rhythm: Mom, I just really appreciate that you did that!
Mama: When did you get so old?
Rhythm: On my birthday. Don't you remember?

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Rhythm: You Mr. Funny Head!  (Right now he is really into adding "Mr." and "head" to pretty much everything!)

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Tiny Talk Tuesday- August 24, 2010

Last week we were at my parent's house and my mom were getting ready in the bathroom.  Rhythm came in as we were doing our hair... this ensued...
Rhythm, "You're Beautiful."
Nana (my mom), "Oh, you're so sweet!"
Rhythm, "I was talking to my mom."
Oh sheesh!  I quickly pointed out that I look very much like Nana!

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Rhythm, "Oh Mom!  I think your going to have another baby!"
Me, "No, I'm not."
Rhythm, "Yes you are.  Hello in there little baby!" While patting my stomach!
Me, "No, I'm really not.  Why do you say that?  Is my belly sticking out?"
Rhythm, "No, it's just getting bigger and bigger and bigger!  I think you're having a baby!"
Me, "No honey, I'm not having a baby yet!"
Rhythm, "Mom, (putting hands on hips) there is just a child in there!"
If I hadn't been laughing so hard I would have been offended!  Maybe I should look at this as a good thing though since I have been trying to gain weight (because of being fairly severely underweight during my first year of breastfeeding) so that I can safely get pregnant again!

There are more embarrassing cute things from other kiddos around the web linked up over at Not Before 7 in the Tiny Talk Tuesday meme.

Tiny Talk Tuesday- Summer so far edition!

Mama: Let's go ask the girl if she will open the fitting room for us.
R-Man: That big girl over there who is having the baby?
She wasn't having a baby!  Oh the humiliation- for all of us!

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R-Man:  Oh Mom!  Look at all those beautiful flowers!  I just want to go pick some of those beautiful yellow flowers for you!
(they were weeds, but so sweet of him to think of me!)

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Lately Rhythm has been talking a lot about being a prayer warrior and the whole concept has really inspired him to pray more on his own, which is so sweet to see!  The other night before bed he was saying his prayers and one of the things he prayed for was "all the babies," which means that he wants us to have another baby.  However, right after he prayed, Lion Cub climbed up on his bed and whacked him on the head!  He quickly changed his mind and said, "Oh!  I don't want another baby!"

For more funny and sweet things kids say, check out Tiny Talk Tuesday at Not Before 7!

Tiny Talk Tuesday- June 22, 2010

Right back at 'cha mom!  Incorprated with pointing his fingers at me gun-style and clicking his tongue!  So funny!

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Mom, you are so beautiful!  I just want to put a flower in your hair because you are so beautiful!  (I think dad needs to take some lessons from our little charmer!  He tells me I'm beautiful too, but this kid is suave!)

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A few weekends ago R-Man was spending the night with Nana and Papa when I received a call from my mom-  "So, do you know what 'rock your body' is from?"

I about died laughing!  I typically listen to a Christian radio station in my car but my husband had changed it one day while we took a drive.  In that short time R-Man seems to have memorized the entire chorus of Rock Your Body (or as he would say, "Come on, come on!  Rock your body!  Uh! Uh! Rock your body right!")!

Tiny Talk Tuesday- May 4, 2010

R-Man has had a serious fascination with Iron Man for quite some time now, even insisting on being called Iron Man a lot of the time!  So imagine our surprise when he announced the other day,

"Mom, I'm not Iron Man.  I'm Chuck Bartowski!"

Yup, that's right, my son has elevated NBC's Chuck to superhero status and desperately wants to be him!  He wants to fight the bad guys and be a spy!  Somehow, I never saw this day coming!

For more amusing words from the littles in our lives, head on over to Not Before 7!

Tiny Talk Tuesday- April 13, 2010

 

This is the conversation we had one night before bed.

R-Man: "Mom, I just need to get all of the poop out of my heart so that Jesus can come into my heart."

Mama (trying not to laugh): "Do you think you have poop in your heart?"

R-Man:  "Well, yeah.  I just need to get it all out so that Jesus can come into my heart."

Mama: "Well, honey, if you pray for forgiveness Jesus will make your heart clean and come into it whenever you ask him.  Do you want Jesus to be in your heart?"

R-Man: "Yeah!"

Mama: "Well go ahead and ask Him then."

R-Man: "Jesus, please come into my heart.  Amen"

Upon conveying this little exchange to my husband he explained to me that earlier that evening he had checked in on R-Man while he was using the bathroom and told him to "Go ahead and poop your little heart out!"  Apparently R-Man interpreted this very spiritually!  Haha!  I couldn't stop laughing!

Tiny Talk Tuesday- March 2, 2010

 


While we were praying the other night before bed...

Dear Jesus, 

I'm, just so proud of you for makin' everyfing!  

In Your Precious Name,

Amen!

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Tiny Talk Tuesday- February 23, 2010

"Mom, I just want a compartment like Nana & Papa's!" Meaning "apartment."

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Me: "It's a beautiful day today!"
R-Man: "You can say that again!"
Me: cracking up "It's a beautiful day today!"

R-Man: "You can say that again!  You can say that again! Come on mom, say it again!"

Me: "Nevermind." (the moment's over!)

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Me: "R-Man, could you trace the word Mouse for me?"

R-Man: "Why yes my sweet dear!"

Alright- who are you and what have you done with my son?! Haha- too funny! The things he comes up with just kill me!

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We were coming out of an appointment and he noticed the flagpole by our car. I told him that it had an American flag on it, to which he replied, "No mom, that's an MMMMMbama flag."

To see what other funny things kids had to say this past week be sure to check out Not Before 7 and add your own!

Tiny Talk Tuesday- February 16, 2010

The other day I told R-Man that I preferred something.  This was his responce,

"Mom, you don't have fur!  You have hair!"

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"Mom, what are billans?"

"Well, honey, I have no idea.  I have never heard that word before."

"Well, could daddy tell me?"  (as if I just wasn't smart enough to give him a definition)

"Well, I don't think that Daddy would know what billans are either."

"Come on mom, you know, like billans and heroes?!"  (this is where it clicked for me that he was referring to the newest season of Survivor- Villains vs. Heroes!)

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"What did you do this weekend?"

"I know!  I made a mess of my toy room!"

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Tiny Talk Tuesday- January 19, 2010

R-Man:  I'm just running out of energies!  I need some water to get more energies!

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R-Man: "Do you just want to come in here and hang out with me while I go poo-poo mama?"
Mama: "Thanks honey, but I think I'll go ahead and pass!"

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R-Man: "Ya know?  I am amazing!  I am just growing taller and taller- like as tall as this big house!  No!  That's silly!  I can't grow as tall as this big house!"

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Tiny Talk Tuesday- January 5, 2010

The other morning my husband was leaving for work and I went to give him a kiss before he left.  R-man yelled out, "No daddy!  Give mommy 5 kisses!"

So he did. :-)

Then R-Man said, "Okay- 7, 8, 9!!"

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R-Man's counting usually goes something like this: "1, 2, 3 14, 5, 6, 11, 8, 9"

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"Uh-oh mommy!  'Lion Cub' just hit the remote and turned it to Dr. Goz!"

Obviously meaning Dr. Oz!

Keep track of your little one's words of whimsy and here the other fun things that kiddos in the blogosphere have said lately at Tiny Talk Tuesday hosted by Mary @ Not Before 7!

Tiny Talk Tuesday- December 15, 2009

"If you're funky and you know it shake your head!"

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Mama, "When Lion Cub goes to sleep you can paint."
R-Man, "With my feet?"
Mama, "No"
R-Man, "With my knees?"
Mama laughing and shaking her head.
R-Man, "With a paint brush?"
Mama, "Yes!"
R-Man, "OK" with a glum look on his face

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"Mom, I'm going to make your hair pretty!  I'm going to make you like a rockstar!  I'm going to get it in a mohawk!"

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R-Man, "Mom, can we get a dog?"
Mama, "No, honey. Our house is too small."
R-Man, "Can we just get a really teeny, small one?"
Mama, "No bud.  Our house is just too small for pets."
R-Man, "No it's not!  Its really, really big!  It's growing!  It's growing up to the air!"

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He was down stairs having quiet time in my room, looking through books and didn't realize that the monitor was on!  It was so cute, and funny!  He was singing all about the trucks he was looking at, "I want that truck, and that tractor!  I want that bulldozer and "sbament" truck!"

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There were so many other things he said that just cracked me up in the last two weeks- I wish I could remember them all!

Tiny Talk Tuesday- December 1, 2009

"Mom!!  "Lion Cub" hit me in the face!!" 
...And so it begins!
(Keep in mind, Lion Cub is 5 1/2 months old!)
  
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In our house we like to focus on the true meaning of Christmas and not focus on Santa bringing gifts.  R-Man has been seeing movies, however, and talking to friends about Santa so he told us the other day that Santa would be bringing him gifts.  Daddy explained that he would be receiving his gifts from mommy and daddy instead and that Santa wasn't real. 

In response he looked at me, rolled his eyes and gave me this look like "Wow- he has no idea what he is talking about!"  Ha!!  His innocence is preserved and his belief in childhood wonder cannot be thwarted!  (Don't tell, but I'm kind glad!  What's a little belief in Santa going to hurt for a three year old?!)

Tiny Talk Tuesday- November 24, 2009

 

R-Man went to Disney on Ice with Nana this past week and on their way home this is what he told her, "Nana my daddy can build ANYTHING!  He can even build a house!!  It's because he has so many tools!"

Tiny Talk Tuesday- November 17, 2009

Alright, I now that R-Man has said more funny things this week, but this is the one that really stands out in my head!

The other night we were sitting at dinner and out of nowhere he piped up with, "Dad, I think I need to go to Hawaii."

Hmmmm.... he hasn't been spending much time with me now has he?  If you don't follow my personal blog you can go here to see the post I wrote on this very topic just last week!  Too funny!  We laughed so hard to hear those words come out of our 3-year-old's mouth!

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Tiny Talk Tuesday- One God!

The other day we were working on The Catechism for Young Children after dinner and Jer asked R-Man the question, "Is there more than one god?"

R-Man instantly replied, "No! errr, yes?" (with a questioning expression), then, "Um, no.  Still no."

It was so cute and I am glad to know he has that resolve!

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Tiny Talk Tuesday- Week 1

I was so excited to find this cute meme!  R-Man is always saying the cutest and most hysterical things that I never want to forget, so this will be a great way to keep track of them!  If you want to join in, just visit Not Before 7http://notbefore7.blogspot.com/!

Last weekend R-Man, Judah and I got up before my husband so we went upstairs to get breakfast.  When we got up there R-Man stopped and said, "Hey, what's that sound?"

I said, "Oh, it's daddy snoring."

To which he replied, "No, I think it's a cow!"

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When we went to the fair I took R-Man to the bathroom and as I held him over the toilet to do his business he kept saying "Don't drop me in the toilet mom!  I think your dropping me!  Don't drop me!"

I then used the potty and he proceeded to announce to the whole bathroom (which was quite crowded might I add!) that he could see my big bum!  Nice. 

Haha- Kids!